Children of the Force - a Star Wars podcast

Children of the Force #34 - Is Snoke

April 21, 2016

In episode 34 we're off to the races! Starfighter races, that is. We also discuss The Empire Strikes Back, space elevators, Finn, Snoke née Maul, give a couple worthy shoutouts ... and more! Join us, and together we will find out what we become if we continue to fight as father and son and daughter and listener! 

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We watched The Empire Strikes back at movie night at the kids’ school. 

“I get why adults love that movie. It is very good.” –Liam, about The EmpireStrikes Back

What was Luke’s failure at the cave? We’d love to hear your thoughts aboutthis.

NEWS [12:25]

We’re looking forward to some new Battlefront content, specifically the“Leisurely Stroll” mode. Come on, EA! Do it!

Scorched, a racing story: 

Constable Zuvio is in The Force Awakens!

CANON NEWS [21:05]


Finn was in the top of hisclass. But why did he refuse orders? What makes him special? He has biologicalparents, but did they ever know him? Did he ever have a name?

JOKE [33:55]

The jokes this week are from Chris from Star Wars Kidscast again! Thanks a tonChris for sending in all the jokes. Makes my job easier.

What do you call it when Leia's hair comes loose?

What do you call it when a Happabore gets loose?

What's the worst kind of Star Wars joke?


Q&A COUNCIL [35:35]


What is your favorite title of a Star Wars saga film?
What is your first Star Wars memory?

Let us know your answers by emailing us at forcechildren@gmail.comor leaving us a voicemail at!



This week, I try to stumpAnna and Liam by asking them what the name of that green stuff that Rey eatsis. Also, who’s the chancellor of the New Republic at the time of thedestruction of the Hosnian system?


Listener Nick from London has another great Snoke theory. Darth Maul! It’s apretty awesome theory.



Shoutout to Danny(@ceruleansnidget on Twitter) for sending the kids some great homemade tradingcards as a consolation prize for participating in his This is Madness Creaturestournament.

Shoutout to Ian, the winner of our “URoRRuR'R'R” iTunes review contest. Ian gets this shoutout andalso the digital codes to download the 5-issue Chewbacca comic series! We hopeyou enjoy it, Ian!

OUTRO [53:55]

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